Shopping

[Uncle Fiesta]

I was at the checkout this morning, putting all my shopping down in front of the cashier:

Ready meal for one.
Small size breakfast cereal.
Single pizza.
One tomato.
One onion.
One apple.
Half bottle of voddy.

etc.

She looked up and said,
"You're single, aren't you?"

I asked,
"How can you tell?"

"Well," she said, "You're f*****g ugly."