A supposedly true tale from a Teachers convention!!
A teacher sent a wee girl to the school office to collect a book.
The girl came back upset in tears and without the book. What is the matter asks the teacher?
"Please Miss says the girl , the woman at the office swore at me". What exactly did she say asks the teacher.
Well she said the f***ing b****ds haven't sent it yet.
The teacher then went to the office to confront the woman.
The woman there had actually said " the folk in Bath Street hadn't sent it yet!!!
folk as in the people at Bath Street!!
Mike