St Peter at the Gates
Posted: 27 Dec 2012, 11:17Three men who pass away on Xmas eve arrive at the Pearly Gates. St Peter tells them that as it is Xmas thety can only pass through if they have something festive to show him!
The first guy pulls out his cigarette lighter lights the flame and says " A candle" St Peter tells him to pass through
The second guy pulls out his house keys, rattles them and says " JIngle Bells! St Peter tells him to pass through
The third guy pulls out a sexy pair of ladies panties. St Peter asks "What is the festive conection?"
The guy replies "These are Carol's!"
The first guy pulls out his cigarette lighter lights the flame and says " A candle" St Peter tells him to pass through
The second guy pulls out his house keys, rattles them and says " JIngle Bells! St Peter tells him to pass through
The third guy pulls out a sexy pair of ladies panties. St Peter asks "What is the festive conection?"
The guy replies "These are Carol's!"