Ooops
Posted:
13 Apr 2012, 20:31
by jimuc
Wife texts husband on a cold winter morning: "Windows frozen."
Husband texts back: "Pour some lukewarm water over it."
Wife texts back: "Computer completely b*ggered now.”
Re: Ooops
Posted:
16 Apr 2012, 14:17
by jimuc
Hi Alan and Dave
Thanks for your appreciation.........Glad you enjoyed
Jim
Re: Ooops
Posted:
17 Apr 2012, 12:49
by RayL
. . . . . . and from the early days of Windows . . . . . .
A car mechanic, a businessman, and a Microsoft designer are travelling in a car when the engine cuts out and the vehicle stops suddenly.
The mechanic says "I'll go see what the trouble is"
The businessman says "Don't worry, I'll call the AA"
The Microsoft designer says "Why don't we just get out of the car, wait a couple of moments, then get back in again and see if that fixes it?"
Ray