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Bob.

Nice ones! Reminds me of the story of the chap smoking on the top deck of a bus. The bus conductor (ok it's a very old joke!) points to a sign and says, "Can you read that sign"? The chap says, "Yes, it says 'No Smoking'". "But you're smoking" points out the conductor. The smoker says, "There's another sign next to it saying 'Wear a Gossard's Corset', but I don't"!

I'll get my coat.........