A list of "missing items " from Ministry of Defence stocks inventory since 2007 has been published.
Among lost items are 100 bayonets and £6000 worth of Viagra!!!! eh?
You can just imagine the command- right boys if the bayonet doesn't kill your enemy, just ..... (Censored)
As Corporal Jones of Dads Army used to say "they don't like it up em!!!
God knows what else gets half inched these days!!
Mike