The terawatt security lamp.......

[Twang46]

Dick - I don't really think it's a true story..........

Aaah ....no

So there is no barbie after all then

Oh well

[Alan Prudhoe]

Dick - I don't really think it's a true story..........

Who are you calling a Dick?

[ecca]

I'm sure Mr Cruddas has heard them all........ think of the possible variations of 'Thacker' and then tell me one I've not heard.

[Twang46]

I'm sure Mr Cruddas has heard them all........ think of the possible variations of 'Thacker' and then tell me one I've not heard.

Go on then ..............

Rat Heck.
Ark Tech
Ark Etch
Tack Her

Here's some obvious ones to start you with Ceca (oh what have I started now )

[ecca]

Most variants on 'Thacker' began with an 'F'.

[Alan Prudhoe]

There was a young fellow called Thacker ......

[alanbakewell]

There was a young fellow called Thacker ......

On computer he was a skilled hacker

He's had his knees done,

His wrist and his bum,

And I reckon his Chrissy's a cracker.

( The last line could have involved a spherical object, but this is a family forum. ). xx

p.s. Thank goodness he didn't marry Fanny.

[Alan Prudhoe]

There was a young fellow called Thacker
Who was considered a bit of a slacker
'Till his bionic knees
Turned ninety degrees
And kicked him right in the ... elbow.