The latest Tesco tales to arrive in Australia

[Tony]

I guess we are lucky here in Australia having some of the biggest beef herds in the world.
But one day we maybe making similar statements like those below... no offence intended...
Tony

I'm sure you've all heard of the allegation against Tesco of using horse meat in their burgers!

A woman has been taken into hospital after eating horse meat burgers from Tesco
Her condition is said to be stable
Not entirely sure how Tesco are going to get over this hurdle.

Waitress in Tesco asked if I wanted anything on my Burger.
So I had a £5 each way !

Tesco Quarter Pounders: The affordable way to buy your daughter the
pony that she's always wanted!

Had some burgers from tesco for my tea last night....
I still have a bit between my teeth

Tesco are now testing all their vegetarian burgers for traces of
unicorn

Anyone want a burger from Tesco? yay or neigh?

"I've just checked the Tesco burgers in my freezer...AND THEY'RE OFF"

I'm so hungry, I could eat a horse....."

Tesco now forced to deny presence of zebra in burgers, as shoppers
confuse barcodes for serving suggestions.

A cow walks into a bar. Barman says 'why the long face?'
Cow says 'Illegal ingredients, coming over here stealing our jobs!'

I hear the smaller version of those Tesco burgers make great horse
d'oeuvres.

These Tesco burger jokes are going on a bit. Talk about flogging a
dead.. NO! NO NO NO!

Said to the Mrs these Tesco burgers given me terrible trots

To beef or not to beef.
That is equestrian

[John Boyd]

Very Good!

[Derek Mowbray]

Do Australian beefburgers contain Kangaroo meat ?

[Tony]

Hi Derek

Off course not! Who would really know, but kangaroo meat is sold at some butchers shops and specialist restaurant.
Taste is OK... but I prefer beef...

Tony