Teaching the kids a lesson

[Shadow Steve]

This year we decided to teach the kids a lesson as one had been playing up all year long.
They know Santa only brings good presents to the good kids and the bad ones get slightly less good presents or are even left with nothing.
So on Christmas eve they all hung up their stockings and went to sleep.
During the night once they were all asleep we planted presents in their stocking, all except for the naughty one, she had a bucket of horse manure as her real presents where hidden until her lesson had been taught.
On Christmas morning we were awoken to excited crys and laughter, all the kids were pleased with their gifts, even the naughty one, "what did Santa bring you?", I asked her, so I could remind her about her being naughty before handing her the real present.
She was very excited as she said,"I think Santa brought me a pony but its hiding somewhere in the house, quick, help me look for it", and ran off searching.

Anyone want to buy a half size strat?